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Everything in here that I write is solely the opinion of me, and therefore is probably the correct one. If you disagree, it does not mean I am wrong, but that a trans-dimensional hole has opened and you have stepped through to the wrong universe. Please return there and check this blog again, you will find that it all makes sense once more...

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Sucker Punch – Mental Girl Goes More Mental

I’m not going to lie to you, there are many things that make Sucker Punch make my film gland drool more than Ashley Cole around bar skanks. Sure, it is a film filled predominantly with girls not wearing a whole load of clothes, but that would be shallow of me were it the only reason. [...]

Best Films Of 2010

I thought, seeing as I am constantly finding trailers for films that I want to see this year, that I would put together a single post summing up the ones I am really looking forward to and hope to catch at the cinema.

Stone – Trailer

De Niro and Edward Norton together? In a prison setting? OMFG I hear you cry! Plotting the story of a correction office (De Niro) close to retirement, and his last probation charge (Norton), Stone looks like being a gritty idea. From what I can gather their relationship becomes somewhat fractured when De Niro sleeps with [...]

Jack Goes Boating – Trailer

I absolutely adore Philip Seymour Hoffman so Jack Goes Boating, his directorial début, looks right up my street. It seems to tick all the boxes I look for in a good mellow Indie film, poignant, dry witted and containing relatively unknown actors. Following the tale of a limo driver’s (Hoffman) life after a blind date, [...]

Machete – Blowing Shit Up

Rodriguez, Trejo, Seagal, girls in not many clothes, men with big knives, girls with even less clothes. It looks like Machete may end up being just as bass thunderingly awesome as we all hoped whilst watching the spoof trailer mid Grindhouse double bill (I’ve included that below the actual trailer, top). Catch the trailer below, [...]

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